I miss ranch. Not the salad dressing. The seasoning in general. The tangy flavor. I can’t help it – I’m American and (above all) from Kansas. Enter my new obsession: Kernel Season. I… Read More
My goal for spring was to run a 5K in under 33 minutes. I need a new goal.
The competition is eight weeks and change away, so last week Ellie started me on my first-ever carb cycle. How do I describe a carb cycle? Think of all things that are fantastic… Read More
My friend Ryan is Irish. Like REALLY Irish and REALLY into being Irishy. His version of Christmas is approaching, and there are so many St. Patty’s Day activities for him to do! Somehow… Read More
I’ve been instructed by Miss Ellie to avoid cardio for THREE WEEKS and focus on “finding heavy weights and lifting the fuck out of them.” < — direct quote I want a muscle booty… Read More
It took two weeks and a few concerned tweets, but I finally got my first outfit from Ellie.com (formerly PVBody.com). The way I understand it, anyone who had a PBBody.com subscription is grandfathered… Read More
It’s the yogurt that keeps on giving! My friends at Chobani sent me an awesome Nike Dri-Fit shirt as a thank you for my recent blog post on Chobani.com. This on top of… Read More
Welp, my competition bikini has arrived. I had a really hard time spending the $100+ that the typical suit costs. This is my first show, and I want to get a feel for… Read More
YOGURT TIME, BITCHES! My besties at Chobani sent me a package of good! They recently released pear, banana and four flavors of Bites (100-calorie Chobabies), and I was able to try both pear and… Read More
Why can’t every PVBody/Ellie package be like my January delivery? All of the recent DRAMA aside, I’m not ready to give up on this company. For those of you who aren’t hip to… Read More
After a certain age, let’s say 10, every girl understands that there is a specific time and place for clear, plastic shoes. So unless you find yourself in a particular industry in which… Read More
I’ve been a total jabroni when it comes to posting the last few weeks. I’m so sorry to the 26 of you who visit the site daily. Anyway, I’ve been busy as shit.… Read More
This month’s PVBody.com order was… kinda meh. Here is what I got as my PVBody.com order in December: American Apparel Fitness Pant (black) $48 Electric Yoga Tank w/ Lightning Bolts $62-$78 TOTAL: $110-$126… Read More
My no-screwing-around competition diet is in full swing. I’m nearly a week in, and I’m doing all right. From the limited list of things I can eat, I’ve developed two new breakfast favorites.… Read More
Happy New Year, blog readers! I am gonna start 2013 with a recap of how far I came in 2012. When I look back on Whitney a year ago and compare her to… Read More
